I am a Water Sign.

A Cancer, specifically.

Birthday being June 24–the same day as John the Baptist.

My horoscope for today is

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

A sudden chance to travel or perhaps a sudden cancellation of travel plans might occur today. You might also unexpectedly learn something new or decide to attend a school or sign up for a course. News from afar might surprise you.

Now, with the age I am now, everyone is into their Rising sign and all of this stuff, and I have no idea what that really means! There are certain things about being a Cancer that are completely applicable! And this horoscope?

Yeah. No. The 3 sentence allotment of looking into my future? No, it doesn’t apply–not anymore.